Tuesday, January 9, 2007

What Gripes Your Derriere???


Derriere - interesting word hey?? If you aren't sure what in tarnation that means then grab that ol' dictionary and look 'er up!!! Granny is trying ta teach her grandkiddies a new word....................This here spot is fer findin' out what takes your piece of the pie!! Go ahead and let 'er rip...........but please, as usual remember Granny is an old woman and would like to read this without changin' her depends...............................................GAME ON!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

What gripes my ass (uh, derria) is having to get u at four am to go to work. I wish I was independently wealthy.

Granny said...

Ohhhh Yes, That would bite my bum too. Of course, I remember ohhhhhhh back in the day......I never went to sleep and stayed up all night'cause I wanted to, partyin' and havin' me a mess of fun. Now, I believe if I went to a late party, I would probably fall asleep about ooooooooo 10ish. You just gave me a good idea for another post. I am sorry sweetie that yah gots ta get up that early and Let me say - there are people who would not so & I think you are an upstanding person who knows what he has to do and does it!! You are a good person in my book .......GAME ON!!

Anonymous said...

I see you used the wish idea. Good one granny. Always thinking aren't you?

Granny said...

Dear Jeff B....When I thoughts about it I figured....yep, I have a few gripes too and people need a place they can go to vent it....here tell, it makes a person feel better to be able ta blow off some steam. So, thanks jeff, here's to you from Granny's heart........GAME ON!!

Granny said...

Jenny....by golly, ya'lls a smart bunch dang nabbit! I dun thoughts I was the only one who realized that doggonit! Ya buys a auto-mobile and ya's pay them taxes and then ya pay on the dang blasted sucker every year and they puts it under other names dumpit! Ya pay taxes on the streets and dang blasted hooty pie yah gots to pay that over and over again. It seems us peoples who need their monies keep gettin' it taken away underhandedly by cracky. I knows in some states ya don't have ta pay squat........GAME ON!!

Anonymous said...

i hate it when old people drive and shouldn;t be doing it. are you that way granny?

Granny said...

Ooooooooooh goodness lordy Anonymous, This here granny used to drive a bright orange '69' Road Runner, a bright orange '69' GTX and she has been known to put the pedal to the medal on a plum crazy purple Charger in her day. Have you ever heard of a '74' American Motors Gremlin with a quadrajet 4 Carburetor? Oooohhhh goodness, Granny can keep up with traffic, in fact she usually is in the lead. I does really get my panties in a bunch if some older fart than me gets traffic all snarled up like it is constipated............I have a bumper sticker that says: I brake for....Chit, noooooo brakes!!!!........GAME ON!!

Granny said...

Well-hello thar anonymouse........Well that shore do sound sweet and good luck a finding that thar car-well, I ain't seen one in ages, in fact so long I couldn't tells ya what a comet dun looks like. When ya finds it though-be sure ta let's Granny know............Last comet I saw was when them dang fools religeous peeps thought they could board it............Game On!!

Granny said...

Wellll.......Bruno - I bet you enjoyed that ride on that thar Buffer....The vibration would sure nuf made Granny enjoy it.....Granny on a porn site???? I want to made people laugh...NOT barf..ya dried up ol' basket weaving rectum rocket............GAME ON!!

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