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We've all had wishes in our lives, a hundred times over and we think they haven't come true at all but maybe some of it did and we just didn't see it because we wanted the whole picture 'RIGHT NOW'.Ooohhh, I know, I have drempt to be rich ya know and I have drempt to own a home and neither one has come up an' slapped ol' Granny and said "here I is!'.................Let's hear some of your wishes and please don't get outragious and potty mouthed...........Granny dun't wanna have to come out of this water closet and whoop the tarnation outta ya with her cane now - ya know.............................................GAME ON!!
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Hi Granny, Love your website and blog. It's totally game on!
I WISH - I wish I had money enough to have at least a down payment on a house out in California or Nevada where it is warm. The cold up here in Maine sucks. I wish I had money for a down payment on a nice car too. My car barely runs and sucks even worse than the cold - ha ha.
you seem to be a deep thinkin old woman. i wish i could win the lottery. i know its a simple wish but it is what i want. i wouldn't want to have a million. even a half million would be fine and i would make it work.
I wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner...that is truly what... hell I forgot the words.
Lars........Naw, Granny ain't no deep thinkin' woman, she just cares about everyone ya dang fool......I agree with winnin' that dang blasted lottery but it seems everyone wins it 'cept those of us who need it.Jumpin' catfish, I'd be happy with $70,000.00.............GAME ON!!
Ikabod sweety.......Are ya cravin' some love there sweet puddin' pie?
...........GAME ON!!
Granny,
I am 43 Years old and I wish I could Retire now thats my wish. I had a great granny once her name was grandpa Betty and she loved some milk toast every night before bed.
Do you like milk toast Granny?
Well Sweetie......Liza....Goodness lardy sake O' Fire, don't we all wish we could retire now..........Sounds like you really loved yo' Grandpa Betty cause you remember nice things about her...I bet she was a remarkable ol' gal.If she was yo' Great Granny -she coulda been my Granny I bet. She probably did what my Granny did don't ya know...my granny would sit at her kitchen table and just a scratch on this one spot on her forhead right at the hairline and I always a thought she was a thinkin' or gettin' ready to jump up N' dance the jig......Naw honey - this Granny don't like no yukky milk toast but I do get a hankerin' for a bit of Egg Toast every now n" then. Remeber these wise words from Granny........Don't be sweatin' the petty things n' don't be pettin' the sweaty things........Thanks for postin'- you sweety pie........GAME ON!!
I wish I knew what you and your blog are about! I also wish I knew why!
Well- It's all about fun and about me well......read my profile and then...........GAME ON!!
Well now Liza.........well, stump my taters....thanks for the havin' grannys back.....Anonymous might have just needed to blow off some steam that day of the post..thats why I was a might bit nice and 'in general' besides if Anon didn't like it they might not come back and bother all my other grandkiddies who DO enjoy this blog....As grannt always says.......Go BRALESS,IT WILL PULL THE WRINKLES FROM YOUR FACE!!.......GAME ON!!
Hey there Big Boobs......Granny is shickled titless that you like that saying. You must be a fun person. Granny like happy...fun people.Thank you for stopping by and lettin' me know ya like how Granny thinks. I have a question fer ya.......Does the name Pavlov ring a bell???????? he he he..........GAME ON!!
Granny, I hear that you have a "unique" singing voice. I wish that there was a way we could hear it. :D
#1 Granny Fan.........Ooooh did ya now???!!! you little fly on the wall........grabbing fly swatter..........."SPLAT"......OOOoooohhh. well, thats what the lil grandkids are sayin'. WHEN they aren't a chokin' from laughin' so blasted hard. Sweetie, I am in the middle of makin' 2 cd's and one is 'Granny's golden chords' and the other is 'Granny's age old flubs.....like: Bringing in the Cheese (a hymn).....and then there is Grannys favorite: Funny Valentine, Twinkle Tinkle....One of Grannys grandchit's laughed so hard that she about made a doodle in her under roo's. Grannys flubs are of Granny getting tongue tied and being silly and making numerous flubs that will make you laugh so hard you will need a hernia operation. When Grannys peeps get done with them to make full CD's -WHICH WON"T BE LONG.....the Cd's will be on Granny's Website fer a lil bit o' money and Granny will also make sure personally they are shipped fast....Granny don't want the round disc things pillin' up at her house, so..........and I laughed my butt off.....I had a few inches to spare..ya know Granny ........GAME ON!!
Granny is a wise old bitty if I do say so myself. Tell us when there is a website of you besides a blog.
I see you got a smoke granny. Do you still puff on one now and then? How do you feel about not being able to smoke in bars and on some streets and outside at the hospital? Are they going to take away our rights and is it fair?
Well blast my booties...another one o' those blasted cult people wiff da same name as the rest of yen in yor commune......he he he!...ANON...I puffs whenever I damned well feels like it. I puff and puff just gettin' out a da chair too.....Sweetie, I believe it is our right...Granny says...... If there is a right to free speech - then by golly I has a right to smoke-that is my speak...I enjoy a good ol' puff now and then....(besides -Granny is addicted)- For those of you who dun't smoke, Granny says..PLEASE DON"T START SMOKING BECAUSE YOU THINK IT LOOKS COOL ....IT AIN'T NUTTIN" BUT A THING AND IT AIN"T COOL". I WISH I NEVER DUN DID START!
NOW, Next Question dearie.......I SIMPLY DO NOT patronize the places I cannot smoke and enjoy myself. I do not go to bars or restaurants or any danged place that don't want me ta enjoys myself!!!!!!!!
I call around and ask before I go. Well, my daughter 'LOVIE'(Bless her heart) is the same way. By golly if we wanna go to an old speakeasy and cut a rug and they don't let us smoke-we hop in the ol' jalopee and scoot on down to where they like us common fun and relaxed folk. Now, the last part of yor question: Rights? This is a nation of rights and seems to me they are (the elite big buck boys...and girls)trying to make our free country into THEIR ideal world......but Granny won't stand fer it....OOOooh no...She makes a wave whenever she can to make a point! They let Illegal aliens have more rights than those of us born and bred here.........Tell me something....does congress know what I.L.L.E.G.A.L...means?? It means: against the law. Who makes the laws? Those big big bucks do! We can't win......but we can sure enjoy tryin'.......####steppin' off the soapbox####.....Ooooohhh, never get granny started on things like dat -she has ideas about protectin' those of us that no one cares about...us middle and lower income common folk....... Granny gets mad as a wet bunny stuck in a jar o' carrots......can't get away wiff nuttin'........GAME ON!!
Barry me 'ol lad, I have a post on here (BLOG) about where my website be fella! I did it just for you. I also posted my perty picture fer ya there too......Fer all ya male dogs out yonder......nope Granny don't date no mo'! I am just a mightbit too old for that cavortin' around...Ain't no sparkin' left in this ol' matchbox! Anywhoos, For you my boy.....I will put it here too:
http://gameongranny.com
Now, ya'll go on over and visit a spell. Don't forget ta email your granny once in a while. My daughter "Lovie" will let me know what ya'll has to say to me and I will tell her what to be a respondin' with! Someone best be buyin' some goodies too....Granny doesn't like ta sit on her azz all day..she needs ta stay busy.........GAME ON!!
don't get me pissed off talking about the illegal aliens. I can't get any assistance from the government but we can give it to people from other countries to make a fuckin huge income in our society and half the time they don't have the kindness to speak to us in our own language...granny you done got me ragin now.
i might get one of those swetshirts on payday too.
Dirk Darlin'.......Sweety...I realize we are a country that welcomes the peoples from other countries but the goverment should have some rules that are more strict.They are in our house ...they should respect our house(U.S.A) when they come to live here. Ya can't just pizz on the streets cause ya came from a country that let ya do that!!!!!
We are AMERICANS..Proud.. and we fought for what we have.This is our house - respect the laws and stay out of trouble or get deported in 24 hours from capture. I would rather my tax money get spent on sending them home and it is cheaper than the hundred thousand dollars it costs to incarcerate.Don't get me wrong, we have taken in many a wonderful, hard working, straight up proud to become American people and those we can be proud of. It's just those ones that came here with an orginal intent and purpose thinkin' they could be extremely sneaky and underhanded. WE ARE AMERICANS......WE ARE PROUD......WE DON"T PLAY THAT GAME!
Everyone should email their congress person and let them know how we feel about it. The squeaky wheel gets the oil AND If the goverment doesn't do as we like (as we remember from our last senate and house elections), we vote them out and bring in people who do the job they are paid to do. Their job is to do as the AMERICAN public desires within the boundaries of the words this country was forged/founded on.....Granny should run for office!!!!!!!.......Lawdy,Lawdy......Granny has got ta go, she's got her depends in a bunch...............GAME ON!!
Ohh, Mr.Diggler......Granny would be so tickled if'n ya did buy one of her sweatshirts! By the way for anyone thinking about BUYING A SWEATSHIRT......Ya'd have to also email Granny from her website@:
http://gameongranny.com and tell her what size ya want and I have (colors): Deep Blue, Bright (bust your eyeballs) Yellow and (Pure as the driven snow), White. The most requested picture is big eyed granny but just about any picture you sees on the website or this here blogger, I can put on your sweatshirt. Actually I should talk to my webmonster man.....(he is such a nice man) about makin' a link to a page with a lot of different pics to choose from. Come on now ya'll be shameless and or proud and buy yorself a Granny T-Shirt or even a pic of ol' big eyed Granny..Shows the love.......GAME ON!!
Hey Granny- Do you hate those slugs that come into our country and break laws and make trouble ? I wish - everyone was just nice and there were no wars and no bad.
Well helloooo lil Elf......Takin' a break from makin' toys fer Santa?
OOhhh dear me.....Granny doesn't hate anyone deary..and granny wishes no one hated anyone. It was just a personal opinion but I didn't mean anythin' bad by it -It was jus' ma opinion. I does apologize to anyone if I has offended them...accept my apology please. Anywhoos.........I agree wiff your wish lil Elf..........wouldn't this ol' world be a much nicer place???......GAME ON!!
Granny, I Wish you live a long time because you 'R' Da Bomb!
OOOOhhhhh goodness me Anon..I thanks ya very much and I dun hopes I do too.......My saying for today is: Consciousness - It's that annoying time between Granny's nap............GAME ON!!
"I wish......" I was purty like you.
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