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Welllllll now.........Granny is gonna start this off with asking ya'll to write the funniest things ya ever laid eyes on.........Ya'll can tell ol' Granny all abouts it! Granny loves a good laugh ya knows.The dang funniest thang Granny ever saw was.........There was this person installin' an alarm system and just a going to town movin' ceilin' tiles and pullins the cable through and they went and pulled the tile over lickety split and this big old rat fell right into thar face. Wwwweellllll....a secretary over in the room just a screamed and jumped up outs of her chair and started doin' a crazy dance. She gots her feet so tangled up she fell on the floor and I swear she bounced right back up and a started running in circles lookin' fer the blasted rat. There was the poor ol' installer standin' ups on that ladder a watchin' the secretary and almost fell off the ladder from laughin' so hard at the secretary. Wwwwelll.......the rat didn't seem ta be a bother to the installer atall. The installer hollered to the secretary "hey,hey,its dead-it isn't going to run after you." To which the secretary sat down and cried from the fear she had experienced. Granny laughed and laughed. Granny was the installer......................................GAME ON!!
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the funniest thing i ever saw ... heard really ... is on the farm you can always tell when the boys are busy cos the cows start going moooo...can you guess what the boys are doin? i haven't seen it yet but i bet it's a damn funny site, as a frined of mine named earl likes that sort of thing.
Wellllll now..........will wonders never cease..........hhmmmmm, I don't think I will comment on dat one ya ol' corn eatin' sap sucker.........GAME ON!!
"The funniest dang thing I ever saw..... you!
Well smarty pants-yall doggone sure has the nerve to make a comment like that about an ol decrepede woman-I sure be hopin' ya says your prayers at night ya old coot suckin' pecker hugger.......Game ON!!!
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