Thursday, January 4, 2007
I am granny and I have come here to give ya'll your comuppence. You can ask me questions - any dang thang you want, But you better brace yourself for the answer. I am not saying they will be nice and I ain't sayin' they'll be mean either. The more you push the harder I push back so just beware and..........Oh, by the way you little trouble makers I am working on having T-Shirts made and if you are interested for a $(price), let me know- if there is enough interest, then by golly, come hound dogs and hot water bottles I'll get some made........................Game On!
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go on granny . . . get bad with yourself.
Get bad with myself? Now looky here young'n, have you ever heard that song by Michael Jackson that one that is called BAD? I am the biggest and baddest with a capital B........Game On!!!!
you are one witchy woman. young people know more about life than you. ler me ask you a question if you are so smart granny. can you make apple pie. let me see a recipe.
You want an apple Pie recipe "Bad". I will tell you where to get one and if you can't find it-Then I will send you one. Here is what you have to do.........Go into your kitchen...get a pie pan out of the cupboard.......now here is the most important part.......read carefully and follow the instruction exact!!! No you have to hold that pan in your right hand...ok?
next step.......Slam yourself in the freakin face 100 times -you dimwit!!!!!!
What the hell do I know about a recirie-I can't remember if I have on underwear half the time ya blockhead!!! Asking me stupid questions.........GAME ON!!!
So Granny do you have an opinion on the state of our country, what with gas prices and the war and all. How does a woman of your age see these things compared to way back in the day?
way to go putting me in my place granny. I knew you couldn't make no damn pie but you was honest. I think I feel red in the face.
How come there isn't anything about you in the About Me section of the blog? How about another picture. I think you're sweet even if you are cranky.
My grandmother would be shocked.
Do you still do the horizontal bop? It could be dangerous.
Ohhhh Anonymous.. so glad you asked, but let me ask you about your name first. What the hell kinda name is that -so many of you have that same name!! Are you all in a cult???
Now.....The price of gas is going up because fewer people have jobs-any fool knows that....its calledRepublican G.O.P Grand Oil Party....they control it and we suffer-What the hell did you think-it was just the magic fairies came down and changed the prices on the boards??? lil freak!
Now - My opinion on the state of the country......How can you be so stupid-didnt ya get learnt nothin' in school? Didn't ja gets an edjamacation??? Bet you passed with all A's huh? Everyone knows there is more than one state in this country!
Things were much easier back in the day....we had smart people back then ya nerdle pie head! ......GAME ON!!!
Bad....The only reason you are red in the face is because you strain on the commode too much....Thats bad for your health ya nitwit.......GAME ON!!!
more than one state in our country, way to go gandma. i love an old woman as snappy as you with the comebacks. and political too. i think i'm in heaven.
TO LIZ: I think anyone who gets offended by this old lady's comments is just plain stupid. You can see what her style is and if you ask a question, you must expect a verbal ass whipping. This is what she does.
Donna , Donna, Donna! A girl after my own heart.....This is my fourth heart and it still works, so ya can't have it!!!!!!! Back off you Angelina Tomb Raider Wannabe. Keep your hands to yourself you low ridin' goat roper!! Don't let me see ya here when I come outta that water closet or it's................GAME ON!!!
Liz - darlin'- sweetie, just thank the Lord that I am not your grandmother. You would have so much fun you would mess your undies. My own daughter has two words she wants me to tell you............GAME ON!!!
I simply said my grandmother would be shocked. Not me. I did not say I was offended.
Curious........Is that an invite???you little freaky pervert!!! What kind of question is that to ask an old worn out piece of yester year glamour. The inch worm does not entertain me my dear....I just go to Bingo and play with Homers nachos during break time....you should go take a laxative and a cork and.........well, nevermind.....anywho's I did do the horizontal bop in my life and not that often but I do hold the title at our local hospital for most back adjustmets in a week.........GAME ON!!!
How's about you sing at my wedding?
Liz- I am so glad you aren't offended......I do have a soft side to me, it may take me a month to find it BUT it know it is here somewhere....and let me give you a word of advise like my granmother before me......Shut the hell up and go to your Room young lady!!!.....GAME ON!!!
Game On Granny, why don't you get a new post going and title it something like Most Embarrassing and then we can all share our most embarrassing situation. You start. Surely you had at least one.
Jeffrey...You would like me to sing at your wedding???? Perhaps I could eat some ham and beans the night before and whistle dixie out my azz at your reseption too!!! Who do you think I am...Freakin Queen LaVoica??? I am an old lady do you not know all we do is fart when we take each step??? We cannot sing cause we cannot hear and our eyesight is going so if we kiss a man and feel his mustache and pat him on the head , you know we thought he was the dog. Geeze, you think I am a spring chicken??? Honey I was hung on that poultry rack 40 yrs ago.........GAME ON!
Larry......Larry...Larry - Well, I never!!!I am in shock...you a total stranger asking me about sharing my bare azz!!! Ohhhhh Lordy!!!.....GAME ON!
This is some kind of freak stuff. Granny, why do you like to pick on people?
come on granny, give us pictures.
Larry...The answer to your question is........Why do ask stupid freakin' questions boy? You nosey people just keep askin' question of this old lady. 'scuse me while I go take a powder..and for you dimwits , that means I have to take a dump..GAME ON!!
Lucy?? Lucy?? Lucy?? Can you hear cause you sure as hell are blind!!
I have a pick up already honey!!! Are you trying to overwork old granny?? Making me put up another pic!!! Ok, You got it! Anything for my freakin' little poopin' pidgeons!...............GAME ON!!
Lucy-I put my 'Granny what big eyes you' have pic in.Just for you ya freakin' lil dingleberry. I don't want no dang comments on how good lookin' I am you male dogs!!! Or you know what happens.............GAME ON!!
Granny do you have any tips on administering corporal punishment?
Which method do feel is the most effective?
Anonymous....ya dang cult member-and ya'll have the same blasted name......My thoughts on administering Corporal punishment..Dang nabit-why should the Corporal have all the fun, why back in my day we tar'd and feather them lil suckers!!!!!!!!The second part of your question...hhhhmmmm....Are you trying to give this old woman a stroke? what the H-E double toothpicks is wrong with you ya cultist freaky mothball sniffen' lil freak.......Game ON!!
Well, You better appreciate it Lucy, by golly I held my breath for dang near 40 minutes to get them suckers a buggin' out fer ya!Don't ask me to do it again or it's ..........GAME ON!!
Granny: I see your Prozac cup. Do you take the stuff? Is it any good? What the fuck is it for? Oh, and here's another question, so you better answer me twice. What the hell is that box in your hand in the picture? What the fuck is it for?
Keith...Keith...Keith....Granny don't take that crappy chit on that cup....(good eyes my boy-must be as big as mine) Hell no.. Granny takes the stuff in the bottle, it is called Pepto Bisim!!! ....(Knee Slap).........aaaaahhhh....I slays myself sometimes. Now yor confounded next question that you demanded I answer....well, you can take that next question and OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, the stuff in the box??? Well my dear that is my best friend, I call him Captain Maalox. He makes me pucker up and kiss his .........GAME ON!!
Why no title? Brain fart?
Well, I need to get out my blasted computer cat cause that danged mouse ate my freakin' title, dang blasted!!,,,,,,,,,,Game On!!!
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